Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 27

"Let's Make A Deal" has gotten pretty intense.
“Let’s Make A Deal” has gotten pretty intense.
Really wanna know the context here.
Really wanna know the context here.
The guilt trip. It's a TFM.
The guilt trip. It’s a TFM.
Photo validating your dick pic. It's a TFM.
Photo validating your dick pic. It’s a TFM.
Ba dum tss.
Ba dum tss.

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#COWSTUFF2015?
#COWSTUFF2015?
It's called romance, Alexandria.
It’s called romance, Alexandria.
#FISTFUCK2015? #FISTSTUFF2015???
#FISTFUCK2015? #FISTSTUFF2015???
His hamster is a dick.
His hamster is a dick.

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    1. Tuco_1855

      The standard #Buttstuff2015 is implied rawdog. No need to over-complicate things

      10 years ago at 7:00 pm
      1. TFMSorrySir

        Holy fuck, fine then
        #ConsensualSex2015. It’s a RFM.
        Happy, you fucking nazi

        10 years ago at 7:36 pm
    1. FBR

      #alaskanpipeline15, #alabamahotpocket15, or #blumpkin15. Let’s see how those options resonate.

      10 years ago at 7:01 pm
      1. FBR

        #kingkong15. Another option. Where one is ramming a woman’s poop shoot and before he cums he starts whooping and beating his chest like a gorilla. Just another thought. In case keeping it in the #buttstuff type deal

        10 years ago at 7:05 pm