Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 29

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Stephanie always finds the worst in people.
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#BUTTSTUFF2015
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🙁 #BUTTSTUFF2015
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#BLUMPKINS2015?
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Dude sounds like a real charmer.

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Tinder Lines 17
That’s some #power.
Tinder Lines 3
Technically, he’s right.
Tinder Lines 9
#Smooth
Tinder Lines 1
HEY-OOOOO
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Slambanger McPickleinsertion is a huge fan of #CUCUMBERSTUFF2015. If you don’t get that joke, you’re a geed-o.

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  1. Roger_Bacon

    One of our Alum told me that in old days Brothers had to go up to a girl in person and talk to her if he wanted to hook up. I don’t believe him.

    10 years ago at 2:56 pm
  2. Dornos_Parole_Officer

    Wish I could use some of these lines at a bar without having to get kicked in the balls.

    10 years ago at 2:57 pm
      1. Roger_Bacon

        I asked Sarge because you would not reply. I am considering submitting something and wanted to know how much time and effort to put into it.

        10 years ago at 4:06 pm
      2. Dornos_Parole_Officer

        @Roger_Bacon
        Well, all Helmet Stickers does is repost Reddit articles. So I’m assuming if you can navigate the tricky “copy and paste” feature on your computer you should be in the clear.

        10 years ago at 12:42 am
  3. luckofthedraw

    Dorn needs to work on his tinder game, be more subtle when he asks for the strap on.

    10 years ago at 3:35 pm
  4. ZeteNJ

    Whoa, give Jack Hammer and JTrain their credit. But yeah, everyone beyond those three are superfluous.

    10 years ago at 4:43 pm