Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 30
10 years ago

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Dippin’ Dots: The ice cream of tonight
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How does he know what she looks like grown up… #Conspiracy #Illuminati
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What he’s trying to say is he’s a murderer.
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Eric’s a forward thinker. The ladies respect that.
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#SKULLFUCKING2015?

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Classic.
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I think his reason is that you told him he couldn’t. It’s called the “you won’t” defense and the Supreme Court ruled it admissible back in ’87.
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#HAPPYENDINGS2015?
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It would have been rude of him to wait until he was done before replying. He didn’t want to keep her waiting.
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It’s a TFM.
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  2. Sleazy Asshole

    I bet Lauren is a fucking cunt who only has Tinder to be a cunt just because she likes the attention and being a cunt.

    10 years ago at 3:46 pm
  3. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    Edelman: ‘Can I trust you to keep this on the DL?’

    Sabrina: ‘Of course, champ! I am very discreet.”

    10 years ago at 3:50 pm
  10. Jordan Ross Belfort

    All I could think when I saw the first picture was that the name blocker looked like a big, black dildo.

    10 years ago at 4:47 pm