Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 30

Tinder Lines 2
The number he eventually threw out was $34 dollars.
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TELL HIM, MOLLY.
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Stephanie: a fan favorite.
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Or you were right about the trafficking.
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#SPHEXSTUFF2015

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“Lemme spit in that butt.” It’s a TFM.
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He really turned this one around on her.
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I like to believe it worked out between them.
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I personally would’ve made a Bedrock joke, but this guy knows what’s up. Solid line.
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Couldn’t have put it any better myself. #BUTTSTUFF2015

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  1. Sleazy Asshole

    I bet Lauren is a fucking cunt who only has Tinder to be a cunt just because she likes the attention and being a cunt.

    10 years ago at 3:46 pm
  2. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    Edelman: ‘Can I trust you to keep this on the DL?’

    Sabrina: ‘Of course, champ! I am very discreet.”

    10 years ago at 3:50 pm
  3. Jordan Ross Belfort

    All I could think when I saw the first picture was that the name blocker looked like a big, black dildo.

    10 years ago at 4:47 pm