Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 30

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Dippin’ Dots: The ice cream of tonight
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How does he know what she looks like grown up… #Conspiracy #Illuminati
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What he’s trying to say is he’s a murderer.
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Eric’s a forward thinker. The ladies respect that.
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#SKULLFUCKING2015?

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Tinder Lines 15
Classic.
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I think his reason is that you told him he couldn’t. It’s called the “you won’t” defense and the Supreme Court ruled it admissible back in ’87.
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#HAPPYENDINGS2015?
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It would have been rude of him to wait until he was done before replying. He didn’t want to keep her waiting.
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It’s a TFM.
  1. ImHereForTheGangbang

    Was there really a chick who was 8 months pregnant on Tinder? That takes trash to a whole other level.

    10 years ago at 5:40 pm