Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 31

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tori packs a punch.
Tori packs a punch.
That's better than most.
That’s better than most.
You don't fuck with tradition.
You don’t fuck with tradition.
He's all about that nip life.
He’s all about that nip life.
That's a new one. I dig it.
That’s a new one. I dig it.

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Not the answer she was hoping for.
Not the answer she was hoping for.
#BUTTSTUFF2015
#BUTTSTUFF2015
Hanging out with this guy sounds like a hoot.
Hanging out with this guy sounds like a hoot.
She is the poster child for daddy issues.
She is the poster child for daddy issues.
The classic "I was just kidding" defense. Works every time.
The classic “I was just kidding” defense. Works every time.
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    Norwegian chick didn’t respond because he used the wrong “you’re.”

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    Mandingo meat guy was definitely jerkin his gherkin as he hammered that one out.

    10 years ago at 8:46 pm
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