Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 32

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Is it because she is a midget or because she is orange? The world may never know.
Is it because she is a midget or because she is orange? The world may never know
A-WOOOOO-GA
A-WOOOOO-GA
Really wish he'd sent me more of this convo.
Really wish he’d sent me more of this convo.
She's doing everything possible to make sure things work out between them. What a keeper.
She’s doing everything possible to make sure things work out between them. What a keeper.
So beautiful.
So beautiful.

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I bet that'd make her jealous, too.
I bet that’d make her jealous, too.
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I bet she’s never gotten that one before…
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Pink sock! I wouldn’t google that with safesearch turned off if I were you.
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Is he implying that his uncle taught him a lot about sick, twisted BDSM sex? Because that would be a pretty weird thing for an uncle to do.
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That’s a fire line and you all know it.
    1. golfs_finest

      Bet she didn’t know that fuckin’ allstar was actually Dany Heatley. #50in07

      10 years ago at 9:02 pm
    1. Sleazy Asshole

      Maybe because you’re on your parents’ computer and safe search is on, pal.

      10 years ago at 5:08 pm