Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 32

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I prefer to snack on scented markers.
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I don’t see a red, squiggly line, Chole. Do you? No.
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The second half of that is kinda flattering, I guess.
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Gotta love the lines that involve the name. She knows it’s not a mass message, too, so it shows he is committed.
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#SKULLFUCKING2015

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#BUTTSTUFF2015
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#TENTACLESTUFF2015
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Y/N?
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Adorable and topical!
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Probably the best comeback yet.

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    1. golfs_finest

      Bet she didn’t know that fuckin’ allstar was actually Dany Heatley. #50in07

      10 years ago at 9:02 pm
    1. Sleazy Asshole

      Maybe because you’re on your parents’ computer and safe search is on, pal.

      10 years ago at 5:08 pm