Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 33

Tinder Lines 11
He’s got a small dick and a microscope? Get in line, ladies.
Tinder Lines 12
Pink sock lines two weeks in a row now. Very refreshing to see. #BUTTSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 13
#BUTTSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 14
He’s talking about her shitbox, I think.
Tinder Lines 15
#(literal)SKULLFUCKING2015

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Tinder Lines 16
#NAMEGAGS2015?
Tinder Lines 17
That sounds like the makings of an amazing first date.
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#NAMEGAGS2015
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#NAMEGAGS2015
lisa
Get it? He’s gonna blow his friend.

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  1. HonoraryMember

    Haven’t been on Tinder because it came out after I had a girlfriend who is now my wife, but what’s the match to actual hook up ratio? I’m imagining just full on sex binders every night, and I fucking missed out. Great.

    10 years ago at 4:13 pm
    1. TheActivesArePissed

      Nah, your chances of actually getting laid are pretty slim, unless she’s a troll.

      10 years ago at 4:53 pm
    2. SphincteralMicturation

      If I were to give an honest ratio based off experience, I’d say the ratio of girls who are dtf to girls who you message is around 1:5. It’s better than you think. Catch is, a lot of those girls you matched hammered and are beat as fuck

      10 years ago at 6:11 pm