Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 34

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Clever girl… (If you get this reference you probably think I’m a genius right now)
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Jesus Christ, Bridgette…
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He’s very polite for a curb stomper.
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Looks like everything worked out alright for everybody here.
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I can’t be the only one who is curious what the size distribution is in this situation.
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Alrighty then.
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If he is going to continue stalking, he needs to invest in a better telescope. What’s the point if you aren’t going to go all in on it?
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  1. hoosiers1976

    “There’s a shock at first but then it feels good. Kinda like anal” TFM

    10 years ago at 5:03 pm
  2. The Eagle

    Hang in there Jose, persistence is key. One day she’ll begging for you to put your burrito in here mud hole.

    10 years ago at 8:43 am