Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 35
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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.
Lara left me both scared for my life and incredibly aroused.
11 years ago at 2:17 pmI would have called her out on spelling “colon” incorrectly.
11 years ago at 2:55 pmShe’s hooked on colonics
11 years ago at 2:59 pmButt stuff is gonnna do well in 2015. I can feel it in my bowels.
11 years ago at 2:27 pmThat’s unfortunate.
11 years ago at 2:32 pmIts a real bowel movement
11 years ago at 2:57 pmPretty sure you’re not supposed to be the one feeling it that way
11 years ago at 3:04 pmWho gives a fuck
10 years ago at 4:51 amGod I bet your mother is proud of you. TFM
11 years ago at 2:33 pm#DISNEYSTUFF2015
11 years ago at 2:35 pmFinally a movement Ole Dorno can get behind.
I thought Dorn only got behind small children?
11 years ago at 9:11 pmIDIOT
11 years ago at 12:06 amI can’t wait to hear the words, “It’s a boy!”. The relief from not having a Rachel will last forever.
11 years ago at 3:04 pmFinally something on this site that gets back to big issues #ButtStuff2015
11 years ago at 3:14 pmIt’s the saddest junk you’ve ever met, but you can bet before we’re throoooough miss I’ll put my dick in yoooouuuuuu!! #DISNEYSTUFF2015
11 years ago at 4:45 pmFor the Disney one: Light years are a measure of distance, not time. Just saying.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmHaving a penis that Is measured in light years. TgodM.
11 years ago at 3:19 amGibson sounds like she’s got a long, slender neck and one curvy body on her. I’d probably break her G string going after it.
11 years ago at 9:59 pmShe’s a solidbody with dual humbuckers.
11 years ago at 11:14 pm#TUGBOATHANDS2015
11 years ago at 11:12 pm