Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 35

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It’s just depressing enough to work!
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In his defense, it is pretty hard to tell Vivian is a dude from looking at the picture.
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TEACH HIM HOW TO LIVE DANIELLE.
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Please put more effort into name gags than this.
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It’s just offensive enough to not work.

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And thus nipple blades was added to my vocabulary.
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Sounds like a great time. #NAMEGAGS2015
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Help the man out, Beth.
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#NAMEGAGS2015
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I’m definitely counting including this one as part of my required community service. You’re welcome, guy.

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  1. luckofthedraw

    I can’t wait to hear the words, “It’s a boy!”. The relief from not having a Rachel will last forever.

    11 years ago at 3:04 pm
  2. Cockmeatsandwich

    Finally something on this site that gets back to big issues #ButtStuff2015

    11 years ago at 3:14 pm
  3. Boozing_Buckeye

    It’s the saddest junk you’ve ever met, but you can bet before we’re throoooough miss I’ll put my dick in yoooouuuuuu!! #DISNEYSTUFF2015

    11 years ago at 4:45 pm
  4. Tyrion Frattister

    For the Disney one: Light years are a measure of distance, not time. Just saying.

    11 years ago at 4:54 pm
  5. Norman Brolaug

    Gibson sounds like she’s got a long, slender neck and one curvy body on her. I’d probably break her G string going after it.

    11 years ago at 9:59 pm