Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 39
10 years ago

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Tinder Lines 1
Flawless execution. #NAMEGAGS2015
Tinder Lines 20
Looks like she isn’t gonna be Jehovah’s Witness to his dick.
Tinder Lines 19
Can’t tell how I feel about this one. It’s lacking the “it factor” for me.
Tinder Lines 18
It’s always worth a shot because some chicks are into that.
Tinder Lines 17
He’s in. That’s a #NAMEGAGS2015 used correctly. Take notes.

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Tinder Lines 16
Seriously, you guys are getting good at these.
Tinder Lines 15
Well… Maybe not.
Tinder Lines 14
Smart man.
Tinder Lines 13
That’s not a very lofty goal.
Tinder Lines 12
Valid questions.
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    1. dingos_lil_5

      Michelle just doesn’t know how to get down with america like everybody else.

      10 years ago at 5:45 am
  5. Fratstarbator

    Devry guy I wish you would write an occasional column like you used to. They always made me chipper

    10 years ago at 4:15 pm
  9. Pauly walnuts

    Fuck a nigga named devry guy. My tinders shat on all these. And I get more pussy than all of you. And I’m not fuckin running laps bc my legs are shot from pounding all ur moms and gfs. Pce

    10 years ago at 5:28 pm
      1. Pauly walnuts

        Too late.. 🙁 guess ur sister hasn’t told you about the bun in her over. Make that buns! We’re having triplets!!

        10 years ago at 6:08 pm
    2. JFratsby

      Im gonna go ahead and make three assumptions:
      1. You’re not black so ease up on that N-word usage
      2. You didn’t submit shit because you’ve never matched on tinder due to the fact that you look like an underfed pedophile’s gost
      3. Judging by your terrible grammar, the only woman you may have banged is your cousin becky-sue In a grain silo you inbred fuck

      Let me know how I did

      10 years ago at 5:55 pm
      1. Pauly walnuts

        The fuck’s a gost? And u were wrong on all three assumptions u fucking goober. Next time u spend 5 min of your pathetic life tryna sound smart on the Internet, just take a deep breath and do less

        10 years ago at 6:07 pm
  11. SharkWeekTFM

    I wrote a poem/rap to go with that rap video but I thought it applies here and also I’m really proud of it. You can put your own beat/melody to my words. Thanks for listening.

    Unda da sea, they be feelin’ on me.
    Working those lines, yeah I got ‘em laterally
    Yeah, this amplulea of Lorenzini,
    gonna help me tinder-ize bitches most definitely.

    Get some bitches on deck, now it’s time to run
    Ladies worried like they gonna have my son
    Butt in dey oven I ain’t gonna put no bun
    This piece can only hit a-hole in one.

    I don’t go where it smell like a old fish market,
    Gotta let em know where I’m gonna have to park it
    Flip em over, now they know that i’m gonna dark it.
    #ButtStuff2015, that’s how I shark it.

    10 years ago at 7:20 pm