Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 39
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If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.
If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.
The only reason I keep coming to this website.
10 years ago at 4:05 pmMichelle Obama hates fat kids
10 years ago at 4:06 pmMichelle just doesn’t know how to get down with america like everybody else.
10 years ago at 5:45 amI no kill you Frank… – TFM (Tony Fucking Montana)
10 years ago at 4:10 pmDevry guy I wish you would write an occasional column like you used to. They always made me chipper
10 years ago at 4:15 pm3 of these submissions are mine…..I need a fucking life
10 years ago at 4:40 pmIf you look anything like ur prof pic I call bullshit
10 years ago at 12:47 pmThese are solid gold.
10 years ago at 4:55 pmThat guy and Tara had a solid tinder moment flirt session to heat things up.
10 years ago at 5:17 pmFuck a nigga named devry guy. My tinders shat on all these. And I get more pussy than all of you. And I’m not fuckin running laps bc my legs are shot from pounding all ur moms and gfs. Pce
10 years ago at 5:28 pmPlease remove yourself from the gene pool.
10 years ago at 5:50 pmToo late.. 🙁 guess ur sister hasn’t told you about the bun in her over. Make that buns! We’re having triplets!!
10 years ago at 6:08 pmStop doing what you’re doing
10 years ago at 6:51 pmIm gonna go ahead and make three assumptions:
1. You’re not black so ease up on that N-word usage
2. You didn’t submit shit because you’ve never matched on tinder due to the fact that you look like an underfed pedophile’s gost
3. Judging by your terrible grammar, the only woman you may have banged is your cousin becky-sue In a grain silo you inbred fuck
Let me know how I did
10 years ago at 5:55 pmThe fuck’s a gost? And u were wrong on all three assumptions u fucking goober. Next time u spend 5 min of your pathetic life tryna sound smart on the Internet, just take a deep breath and do less
10 years ago at 6:07 pmdeep breff*
10 years ago at 7:10 pmIm gonna have to aks u to not make those jokes
10 years ago at 7:26 pmShark week gets a pass. I mean, he’s a fucking shark bro ease up.
10 years ago at 2:12 pmWowsers.
10 years ago at 5:57 pmWhat the actual fuck? You aren’t ready for this website. Try WAY less
10 years ago at 10:03 pmThe fuck kind of name is Fardis?
10 years ago at 6:05 pmI wrote a poem/rap to go with that rap video but I thought it applies here and also I’m really proud of it. You can put your own beat/melody to my words. Thanks for listening.
Unda da sea, they be feelin’ on me.
Working those lines, yeah I got ‘em laterally
Yeah, this amplulea of Lorenzini,
gonna help me tinder-ize bitches most definitely.
Get some bitches on deck, now it’s time to run
Ladies worried like they gonna have my son
Butt in dey oven I ain’t gonna put no bun
This piece can only hit a-hole in one.
I don’t go where it smell like a old fish market,
10 years ago at 7:20 pmGotta let em know where I’m gonna have to park it
Flip em over, now they know that i’m gonna dark it.
#ButtStuff2015, that’s how I shark it.
Butt and a-hole on verse three. Foreshadowing, well done.
10 years ago at 7:29 pm