Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 4
Jared Borislow11 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

anne — This guy has more wheels than the car with which he ran over his dog.

Alisha — Notice the month gap – that’s key. Gives her time to come around.

Amber — Telling her what she doesn’t want to hear. It’s a TFM.

Aneesh — I’m interested in seeing how this line works for non-Indians.

ashley — Girls love when a man notices a change she makes.

Bridgette — I definitely did not try shooting the moon right after I received this submission…

Brittany — My couch is covered in semen and so am I. Am I doing it right?

chris — The winner of this batch.

emily — The return of butt stuff.

Giacomo — What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.

ian — I like to imagine Ian gives his matches a month and a half to respond to him, and then insults them as an act of revenge when they don’t.

Jeff — Some people wait a lifetime for “1 Moment” like this.

Kali — Can he?

katrina — I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

Kaytlyn — Classic.

Kelly — He just wants to Clint Demp-see those titties. You can’t blame him.

kelsey — Very convincing.

Kylesfix — Though creeped out, I’d at least be interested enough to ask why I was assigned that specific task.

Maggie — Can’t believe she didn’t respond.

Marcus — He’s some sort of Tinder Tamagotchi.

Mina — Don’t worry, guys – she’s clean.

Olivia — Good guy kidnapper asks if you want to be kidnapped

Rachael — Yes you did.

Rayanne — #blessed

Sam — Like, both of you farting on her vag? That would require impossible flexibility or some sort of tube system.

tanveer — Now THAT’S romance.

tiffany — She’s DTA(DOTS): Down To Anal (Depending On The Situation)

tyler — She fell right into his trap.

tylersfix — Probably less than 50%.

Samantha — Ball’s in your court, Samantha.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

hollimarketing
Some of the dialogue is too funny. LOL ~
11 years ago at 9:47 am
Highlander
I sure did dodge that bullet. Ugh.
11 years ago at 3:13 pm
DrShooterMcGavz
“That’s the definition of love.”
11 years ago at 8:19 pm
1. DrShooterMcGavz
  Sidebar: Butt stuff says “I’m a lottery pick.”
  11 years ago at 8:21 pm
Kav
The flipping a coin pick-up line has two parts, so when she says something like “0 percent,” you can say, “So there’s a 100% chance of me getting tail?”
11 years ago at 12:45 am
1. Upstanding Gentleman
  I like the way your mind works.
  11 years ago at 11:47 pm
colt_45
The sonicare comment had me howling
11 years ago at 4:40 pm
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