Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 40
10 years ago

He knows what girls want.
He knows what girls want.
One of the best #NAMEGAGS2015 submissions to date.
One of the best #NAMEGAGS2015 submissions to date.
Very descriptive.
Very descriptive.
Looks like Mario's horny again.
Looks like Mario’s horny again.
#NAMEGAGS2015
#NAMEGAGS2015
"I told that bitch if the pussy ain't medium rare it ain't shit."
“I told that bitch if the pussy ain’t medium rare it ain’t shit.”
He's gonna use that pic to "Jack" off. *Thunderous round of applause*
He’s gonna use that pic to “Jack” off. *Thunderous round of applause*
I'm on his mom's side.
I’m on his mom’s side.
Just don't poke his tummy.
Just don’t poke his tummy.
Truer words.
Truer words.

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    2. DrPoopinstein

      Appropriate response to Brooke: Whoah whoah whoah I’m a gentleman. At least buy me dinner before you fuck me.

      10 years ago at 9:56 am
  9. JakeFromState

    This is one of the few posts that actively gives me the jollies. And for that I thank you.

    10 years ago at 7:03 am
  10. SharkWeekTFM

    Bouy would I like to take a bite out of that fresh shrimp trap. #OceanStuff2015

    10 years ago at 8:30 am