Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 41

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1
This is exactly how I imagine this goes down in a woman’s head.
Tinder Lines 2
R.I.P Camry, 2002-2015
Tinder Lines 3
Mother Goose, you dirty whore.
Tinder Lines 4
You’re gonna like it here, Kiersten (that one’s for you, Sward).
Tinder Lines 5
It’s gonna be like the end of Fargo up in this bitch.

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Tinder Lines 6
#BUTTSTUFF2015 returns.
Tinder Lines 7
#BUTTSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 8
Open up your mind, Kaci.
Tinder Lines 9
Interesting indeed.
Tinder Lines 10
He’s got game, y’all. Take notes.
      1. frat_intarnet_troll

        SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PLEB NOOB NERD ASSHAT DICKFART CUMGUZZLING TWELVE YEAR OLD, AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT REPLYING WITH A HALF WITTED RESPONSE QUESTIONING MY JUDGEMENT IN INSULTS, BECAUSE MY INSULTS ARE AWESOME *caps lock off* im done yelling now

        10 years ago at 10:17 am
  1. The_Names_Doug_Dimmadome

    Nope, wouldn’t have swiped right on Fatima. Not even for the name gag.

    10 years ago at 2:55 pm
  2. FrayettevilleLegend

    Quality lines this week. I like to think a solid %75 of these guys got laid.

    10 years ago at 4:15 pm
  3. Oral Hershiser

    Using Tinder for drugs is fucking brilliant. How have I never heard of this practice before?

    10 years ago at 5:08 pm
  4. redisright

    I’m betting the “beef bus in tuna town” line finally convinced Rayvn to be about it.

    10 years ago at 6:55 pm