Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 41

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Interesting that his first two wives were good enough friends to do a little double Dutch together. In the end that proved to be their downfall. If only that pilot didn’t drop the load.
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I feel like in the grand scheme of name abbreviations to go by, this one is pretty low on the list.
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ZING!
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#NAMEGAGS2015
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He’s just trying to get his (Joey Chest)nut.

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Doesn’t matter; got handjob.
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One of the more (unintentionally?) creepy submissions I’ve gotten.
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#NAMEGAGS2015
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We’ve all been there.
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Ladies love when you talk about their pussy hole. That’s a fact.

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      1. frat_intarnet_troll

        SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PLEB NOOB NERD ASSHAT DICKFART CUMGUZZLING TWELVE YEAR OLD, AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT REPLYING WITH A HALF WITTED RESPONSE QUESTIONING MY JUDGEMENT IN INSULTS, BECAUSE MY INSULTS ARE AWESOME *caps lock off* im done yelling now

        10 years ago at 10:17 am
  1. The_Names_Doug_Dimmadome

    Nope, wouldn’t have swiped right on Fatima. Not even for the name gag.

    10 years ago at 2:55 pm
  2. FrayettevilleLegend

    Quality lines this week. I like to think a solid %75 of these guys got laid.

    10 years ago at 4:15 pm
  3. Oral Hershiser

    Using Tinder for drugs is fucking brilliant. How have I never heard of this practice before?

    10 years ago at 5:08 pm
  4. redisright

    I’m betting the “beef bus in tuna town” line finally convinced Rayvn to be about it.

    10 years ago at 6:55 pm