Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 42

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#STARWARSSTUFF2015
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#BIBLESTUFF2015
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Failed #BIBLESTUFF2015
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Commitment. It works wonders.
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I can only assume, since she’s on Tinder.
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See?
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I respect this foreigner’s game.
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Kinda like a plum, eh? You moron.
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How topical!
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I’m out.

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  1. Drunk Patty Kane

    Dorinda was for sure a spam sex bot. Regardless: #BUTTSTUFF2015 NAMEGAGS2015

    10 years ago at 3:24 pm
  2. Italian_Stallion

    I can’t enjoy any of the ones that feel the need to use the hashtag in the pickup line. I just keep picturing a high schooler sitting in study hall giggling to himself on Tinder in his Rowdy Gentleman t-shirt. It’s just trying too hard.

    10 years ago at 3:50 pm
  3. Pepper Brooks

    Not sure if Noah is actually a foreigner or just Ruger_dern trolling people on tinder.

    10 years ago at 8:58 pm