Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 44

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Rosie O’Donnell always seems to be involved in these kinds of lines.
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That’s gotta hurt.
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Go Rae-vens!!!
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Her parents had to have seen this coming.
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Honestly, I’d indulge him if I was a chick. Different strokes for different folks.

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This guy did his research and I respect that.
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In his defense, she does.
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SCHWING!!! #NAMEGAGS2015
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This guy went on to tell me that he doesn’t have a mixtape, but if he did it would be called “trap life volume 5: bitches and blunts” and it would drop on April 20th, 2016.
Tinder Lines 10
You’re move, Kendall.
    1. Theta_Theta

      Don’t you talk to DeVry like that save it for intern, Dorn, Helmet Stickers, or any other example of human garbage

      10 years ago at 4:47 pm
  1. Singlebarrel2

    A day later than normal, but still more timely than the intern with fail Friday

    10 years ago at 4:55 pm
  2. Mrk920

    2 fine gentleman will now earn buttstuff from your kindness, you are truly generous

    10 years ago at 4:57 pm
  3. DornFromMajorLeague

    Some of these lines are great but get ruined by adding the hashtag into the message. Seriously fellas, just let Devry handle it.

    10 years ago at 5:27 pm
    1. John Jaha

      As the guy responsible for the limerick, I’d like to apologize for that. Rookie move on my part… won’t happen again.

      10 years ago at 6:39 pm