Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 44

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Rosie O’Donnell always seems to be involved in these kinds of lines.
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That’s gotta hurt.
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Go Rae-vens!!!
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Her parents had to have seen this coming.
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Honestly, I’d indulge him if I was a chick. Different strokes for different folks.

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This guy did his research and I respect that.
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In his defense, she does.
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SCHWING!!! #NAMEGAGS2015
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This guy went on to tell me that he doesn’t have a mixtape, but if he did it would be called “trap life volume 5: bitches and blunts” and it would drop on April 20th, 2016.
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You’re move, Kendall.
  1. MILF Expert

    Amy Jo Johnson (the pink ranger) was way hotter than the yellow ranger. Plus she made it to MILF status. Additionally, I can neither remember nor pronounce the Asian girl’s name, but I’m fairly sure I saw her in a strange porno involving another asian and a bunch of tentacled sea creatures.

    10 years ago at 9:07 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Thuy Trang died in a car accident. She pilots the great Megazord in the sky now.

      10 years ago at 9:37 pm