Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 45

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Tinder Lines 1
I hope she can get over the whole nose thing.
Tinder Lines 2
(Tube steak is a euphemism for his penis)
Tinder Lines 3
#STEPBROTHERSSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 4
I don’t think she got the joke. Sounds like she’s from Terra Dumb, Indiana.
Tinder Lines 5
Authoritative. Aggressive. Exemplary.
Tinder Lines 6
I can’t read the name “Gina” as “Jeena.” I just can’t.
Tinder Lines 7
PIPER?!? I BARELY KNOW HER!!!
Tinder Lines 8
#NAMEGAGS2015
Tinder Lines 9
If she doesn’t wife him up, I will.
Tinder Lines 10
She’s down…?
    1. Henry_Eighth

      I’m guessing any girl is your type of girl. Limbs and consciousness optional.

      10 years ago at 6:20 pm
  1. OmegaCollections

    I can’t get they disturbing image of beer shits anal Alex out of my head. Damn you, Devry Guy.

    10 years ago at 5:52 pm
  2. Mr_Larson

    Dorn you a fucking scumbag for turning off your comments in your shitty product review

    10 years ago at 7:15 pm