Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 45

Tinder Lines 12
This is one of the most clever lines I’ve ever received. Kudos.
Tinder Lines 13
NEEERDDDDDDD!
Tinder Lines 14
Jizzing on her face “because she’s worth it.” It’s a TFM.
Tinder Lines 15
Causing daddy issues. It’s a TFM.
Tinder Lines 16
Great line. Great continuation.
Tinder Lines 17
#VOLLEYBALLSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 18
ZINGER! Wait… ZINGER?!? I BARELY KNOW HER!!!
Tinder Lines 19
I had to look this shit up to get it. If you don’t, you’re a dork.
Tinder Lines 20
I’d respect him more if he wasn’t a male nurse.

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    1. Henry_Eighth

      I’m guessing any girl is your type of girl. Limbs and consciousness optional.

      10 years ago at 6:20 pm
  1. OmegaCollections

    I can’t get they disturbing image of beer shits anal Alex out of my head. Damn you, Devry Guy.

    10 years ago at 5:52 pm
  2. Mr_Larson

    Dorn you a fucking scumbag for turning off your comments in your shitty product review

    10 years ago at 7:15 pm