Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 46

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That’s deep. Like her butthole, maybe.
Tinder Lines 12
PIPER?!? I HARDLY KNOW HER!!!
Tinder Lines 13
That’s a 64%. She got the D.
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#LAMEGAGS2015
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ZING!!!
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#KIASTUFF2015
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Zoophilia: F or NF?
Tinder Lines 18
I like his approach.
Tinder Lines 19
He asks the hard questions.
Tinder Lines 20
“Well, when you put it that way…”

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  1. Lord of the Fratio

    Never heard a guy refer to a girl’s tits as her bust, then have her say boobs. Seems backwards

    10 years ago at 12:12 pm
    1. ATO_Frat

      “Or bust” is a saying. I read that as snorting a molly off her ass or not at all, and she replied with snorting it off her boobs not her butt. Safe to say shes not into butt stuff.

      10 years ago at 1:12 pm
  2. ButtpeeNation

    I got a weird laugh out of the guy calling her his little croissant. #PASTRYSTUFF2015

    10 years ago at 12:40 pm