Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 48

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1
#ALADDINSTUFF2015 #NAMEGAGS2015
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Than*. But nice try.
Tinder Lines 3
That’s what he was going for, you stupid bird.
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Off to a good start.
Tinder Lines 5
What a bitch. LOL!

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Tinder Lines 6
Or, “… and Jill went down on him after.”
Tinder Lines 8
Real mixed signals this guy is putting out.
Tinder Lines 9
#BUTTSTUFF2015
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The inspiration behind Calvin Harris’ hit song.
  1. Nothereforsailboats

    I know this has been said before, but the use of hashtags in an attempt to make it in this column diminishes how funny some of these are. It’s like canned laughter in sitcoms…if something is funny I’ll laugh, if not, the canned laughter makes it apparent that they were trying to be funny but failed.

    tl;dr – the hashtags used in the submissions suck.

    10 years ago at 1:36 pm