Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 49
10 years ago

Tinder Lines 11
She’s right.
Tinder Lines 12
Why hasn’t she responded yet???
Tinder Lines 13
STOP SENDING ME THIS LINE.
Tinder Lines 14
“She’s beauty and she’s grace, and she’ll let you cum on her face…”
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BOOM, ROASTED!!!
Tinder Lines 17
That changed direction pretty quickly.
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SHE’S A SQUIRTER!!!
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Probably pretty negligible.
Tinder Lines 20
#COSASCONPAN2015. Sorry, still studying abroad in Costa Rica for another 2 weeks…
Tinder Lines 15
Call it a Yeirim-job.

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  2. The_Names_Doug_Dimmadome

    Who the hell named half of these girls? It’s like some of their parents just picked random letters out of a hat.

    10 years ago at 2:13 pm
  3. Hogarth Huges

    Last year and there were 323 deaths by guns in the United States but over 1,950,000 do to medical malpractice. Obamacare is killing more people than guns.

    10 years ago at 2:16 pm
      1. Hogarth Huges

        I would like to get on honestly and intelligence discussion going on this though fellas.

        10 years ago at 2:30 pm
      4. BetaPhiBeta

        Also the argument that one thing kills more than guns is stupid. I love guns there are just far better arguments. If there were two serial killer out there but one guy was killing more, you wouldn’t then go “oh forget that other guy, killer one has killed 30 people more!”.

        10 years ago at 3:26 pm
      1. GeebsNotGeeds

        We need an option where actives, execs, etc. can vote Bid or No Bid on Rushees like Hogarth. Then after a certain amount of time (Rush Week) goodbye to their accounts if they don’t get majority support. It would save us the trouble of having to rely on the useless staff to blackball these idiots. Not to mention I would take a lot of pleasure from denying bids to the likes of Christ_Omega, RadFem, and Hogarth.

        10 years ago at 3:22 pm
      5. ijustcameheretofrat

        I feel like it would be best left to the execs and fifth years who have a bit more clout than actives because the current system has way to many of them. But as Bluto above me says man it’d be a great f*rum topic.

        10 years ago at 4:00 am
      6. Nothereforsailboats

        …..and vandy_law…DarkOM….Jofferry….daStallionMan…just to name a few more…

        10 years ago at 8:06 am
    4. Joff the L-E-G-A-C-Y

      Are you seriously suggesting that over 90% of the deaths in the U.S. last year were due to doctors screwing up?

      10 years ago at 3:36 pm
    6. John_F_Frat

      I didn’t know that Obamacare affected the doctors ability to diagnose and treat patients. It obviously cant be the doctors fault it must be how people pay for the doctor. Good to know Obamacare killed my grandma, not the doctor who gave her the wrong diagnoses. Thanks Hogarth please chug bleach .

      10 years ago at 4:42 am
  6. NY Frock Exchange

    No dad body pickup lines in honors of father’s day? I’m thoroughly disappointed.

    10 years ago at 4:01 pm
  8. Luke_Fratwalker

    I thoroughly have enjoyed the longevity of this series, but that being said it’s not as great as it used to be.

    10 years ago at 8:02 pm
  10. Fratmiral Ackbar

    Lost it at va-chynna. Not sure when I’ll ever be mature enough not to laugh at that.

    10 years ago at 11:45 pm
    2. John_F_Frat

      You have the best name/picture combo on this site, i literally lost it sitting at my desk. You have my approval.

      10 years ago at 4:36 am