Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 52

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1
That’s not where I thought that one was going.
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#BUTTSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 19
He should talk to that first guy; I’m sure he’d lend a fellow sun god worshipper a hand.
Tinder Lines 18
I held his fate in my hands and was a benevolent man. Hope this one helps me when I’m standing at the pearly gates.
Tinder Lines 17
I agree. #BUTTSTUFF2015

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Tinder Lines 16
“Fill your pooper with love” is about as romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
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“Roast beef flower” is about as far away from romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
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Houston, we have a player.
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#GUMPSTUFF2015
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ayy lmao #NAMEGAGS2015
  1. ijustcameheretofrat

    If girl asked me if I wanted to make out with her south mouth it’s game on.

    9 years ago at 12:38 pm
  2. Wasted Wednesday

    I was scared something happened when this wasn’t posted last week. Glad to see you’re back.

    9 years ago at 12:40 pm
    1. The_Fig_Plucker

      Or Louisiana, Washington DC, Arizona, South Carolina, Georgia, hell even Vietnam.

      9 years ago at 12:56 pm