Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 52
9 years ago

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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That’s not where I thought that one was going.
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#BUTTSTUFF2015
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He should talk to that first guy; I’m sure he’d lend a fellow sun god worshipper a hand.
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I held his fate in my hands and was a benevolent man. Hope this one helps me when I’m standing at the pearly gates.
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I agree. #BUTTSTUFF2015

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“Fill your pooper with love” is about as romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
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“Roast beef flower” is about as far away from romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
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Houston, we have a player.
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#GUMPSTUFF2015
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ayy lmao #NAMEGAGS2015
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    1. Uncle Sam hates GDIs

      Don’t black ball him dorno, he meant total nubian move. Way less offensive

      9 years ago at 1:36 pm
    1. BiggestFanOfSteveHolt

      I can’t tell you the amount of Taylors I have matched with me.

      Answer: 0, but my friend matches with a lot of them.

      9 years ago at 3:06 pm
  11. That Last Beer

    “I’d raise that kid myself if I could put it in that butt.”

    So does he want her ass or the kid’s ass? Damn dangling participles.

    9 years ago at 2:29 pm