Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 52

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1
That’s not where I thought that one was going.
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#BUTTSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 19
He should talk to that first guy; I’m sure he’d lend a fellow sun god worshipper a hand.
Tinder Lines 18
I held his fate in my hands and was a benevolent man. Hope this one helps me when I’m standing at the pearly gates.
Tinder Lines 17
I agree. #BUTTSTUFF2015

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Tinder Lines 16
“Fill your pooper with love” is about as romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
Tinder Lines 15
“Roast beef flower” is about as far away from romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
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Houston, we have a player.
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#GUMPSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 12
ayy lmao #NAMEGAGS2015
  1. EQK

    Thank God you posted this, the intern was starting to leech on your territory. Hope you also fucked his sister to keep him in line.

    10 years ago at 2:34 pm
  2. Edgar_Allen_Bro24

    Thank you for not permanently outsourcing the highlight of my Thursday to the fucking GDI chive

    10 years ago at 3:35 pm
  3. sailor1899

    These messages could have just as easily been Dorn’s pickup lines on Club Penguin.

    10 years ago at 7:14 am