Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 52
9 years ago

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1
That’s not where I thought that one was going.
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#BUTTSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 19
He should talk to that first guy; I’m sure he’d lend a fellow sun god worshipper a hand.
Tinder Lines 18
I held his fate in my hands and was a benevolent man. Hope this one helps me when I’m standing at the pearly gates.
Tinder Lines 17
I agree. #BUTTSTUFF2015

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Tinder Lines 16
“Fill your pooper with love” is about as romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
Tinder Lines 15
“Roast beef flower” is about as far away from romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
Tinder Lines 14
Houston, we have a player.
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#GUMPSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 12
ayy lmao #NAMEGAGS2015
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  2. EQK

    Thank God you posted this, the intern was starting to leech on your territory. Hope you also fucked his sister to keep him in line.

    9 years ago at 2:34 pm
  3. Edgar_Allen_Bro24

    Thank you for not permanently outsourcing the highlight of my Thursday to the fucking GDI chive

    9 years ago at 3:35 pm
  5. sailor1899

    These messages could have just as easily been Dorn’s pickup lines on Club Penguin.

    9 years ago at 7:14 am