No girl’s gonna go with the guy who doesn’t know that the show isn’t called “Downtown Abbey.”He’s a keeper.#GUYFIERISTUFF2015#BUTTSTUFF2015This guy’s playing the numbers game and winningHe’s taking a more modern approach to parenting, it seems.SEVENTEEN THIRTY-EIGHT!!!#NAMEGAGS2015
That’s just vintage Jerry right there.If she’s willing to spend that much time on you, she might be willing to put your dick in her mouth.
Muslim chicks too. I spent some time in Saudi and can confidently say i’ve got the whole “buttstuff movement” out of my system given that this stuff is so common over there. Apparently this allows them to “stay pure” without compromising on fun. Can’t say i was complaining.
Ah yes, the one series that I truly enjoy every time nowadays. Sadly now I’ll have to go through more disappointing shit the intern posts until next Thursday.
Thank you DeVry Guy
9 years ago at 12:51 pmSar seems batshit crazy.
9 years ago at 12:56 pmThere’s something fucked up about a chick who’ll let you stick it in her ass but not in her cooter.
9 years ago at 1:03 pmGod can’t see the back door.
9 years ago at 1:09 pmIt may be fucked up but I sure wouldn’t complain. You can always compromise.
9 years ago at 1:11 pm“The poophole is not a loophole”
9 years ago at 5:40 pmUnless you have a girl at home. Then it’s totally a loophole.
9 years ago at 9:03 pmThis is the classic Mormon way of “keeping” one’s virginity
9 years ago at 9:27 pmMuslim chicks too. I spent some time in Saudi and can confidently say i’ve got the whole “buttstuff movement” out of my system given that this stuff is so common over there. Apparently this allows them to “stay pure” without compromising on fun. Can’t say i was complaining.
9 years ago at 5:38 am#GUYFIERISTUFF2015 is something I think I can get behind.
9 years ago at 1:05 pmKinda sounds like you want to fuck Guy Fieri in the ass.
9 years ago at 1:20 pmAh yes, the one series that I truly enjoy every time nowadays. Sadly now I’ll have to go through more disappointing shit the intern posts until next Thursday.
9 years ago at 1:16 pmtongue punching the fart box. TFM
9 years ago at 1:22 pmI know that Hyvee in Urbandale. Shit’s close to home.
9 years ago at 1:22 pm#SADBUTTSTUFF2001 #TFratduskyM
9 years ago at 1:42 pmI are sad that fratdusky is no longer with us
9 years ago at 6:08 pmCurrently in the parking lot if Hyvee’s Urbandale location.
9 years ago at 1:53 pmThat’s right next to the Walgreens on green and fifth right? Across from joes?
9 years ago at 9:22 amThe DeVry Guy, the last good thing on this site. You sir are amazing.
9 years ago at 5:17 pmWhere would we be without him?
9 years ago at 8:52 pm