Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 53
9 years ago

Tinder Lines 11
Tracy’s got a sense of humor. You love to see that.
Tinder Lines 12
Sounds like it. #SADBUTTSTUFF2001
Tinder Lines 13
My favorite part about this is how he realizes he’s an asshole but still emails this conversation to me.
Tinder Lines 14
LET ME DO THE DAMN HASHTAG!!!
Tinder Lines 15
Referencing me in a pickup line all but assures failure.
Tinder Lines 16
The Gettysbae Address
Tinder Lines 17
Sounds like my job interview for TFM.
Tinder Lines 18
Seduction: commenced.
Tinder Lines 19
Classic #BUTTSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 20
She’s a tough one to read, but somehow he did it.

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  4. Frabst

    There’s something fucked up about a chick who’ll let you stick it in her ass but not in her cooter.

    9 years ago at 1:03 pm
    2. Bush Light

      It may be fucked up but I sure wouldn’t complain. You can always compromise.

      9 years ago at 1:11 pm
      1. TokenAlphaBro

        Muslim chicks too. I spent some time in Saudi and can confidently say i’ve got the whole “buttstuff movement” out of my system given that this stuff is so common over there. Apparently this allows them to “stay pure” without compromising on fun. Can’t say i was complaining.

        9 years ago at 5:38 am
  6. Southern Sir

    Ah yes, the one series that I truly enjoy every time nowadays. Sadly now I’ll have to go through more disappointing shit the intern posts until next Thursday.

    9 years ago at 1:16 pm
    1. Shoeless_bro_jackson69

      That’s right next to the Walgreens on green and fifth right? Across from joes?

      9 years ago at 9:22 am