Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 53

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1
No girl’s gonna go with the guy who doesn’t know that the show isn’t called “Downtown Abbey.”
Tinder Lines 2
He’s a keeper.
Tinder lines 3
#GUYFIERISTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 4
#BUTTSTUFF2015
Tinder Lines 5
This guy’s playing the numbers game and winning
Tinder Lines 6
He’s taking a more modern approach to parenting, it seems.
Tinder Lines 7
SEVENTEEN THIRTY-EIGHT!!!
Tinder Lines 8
#NAMEGAGS2015

Tinder Lines 9

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That’s just vintage Jerry right there.
Tinder Lines 10
If she’s willing to spend that much time on you, she might be willing to put your dick in her mouth.