Wendy’s about to have her mind blown, among other things.The Miracle on ICE (this joke would be a lot funnier if you were from Costa Rica because ICE is the name of one of their main cellular service providers).Last week, guinea pigs. This week, hamsters. The rodent trend continues.#DADDYISSUES2015You’re perfect for each other, you fucking nerds.Get back to him when you find out.I don’t think they are on the same page.That’s not the right hashtag, doofus. #NAMEGAGS2015, get it right.None of us can.#NAMEGAGS2015
I’m a little disappointed by the lack of #BUTTSTUFF2015.
10 years ago at 11:10 amReally all TFM needs are theses, frat romance novels, fail Friday, the forums, and Ruger_Dern.
10 years ago at 11:24 amRuger_Dern was a genius
10 years ago at 11:47 amI wonder if he ever made sexy sex in space.
10 years ago at 11:56 amI saw someone trying to credit Hogarth Hughes with Derns type of language. Made me want to punch them right in the kisser.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmNo one cares
10 years ago at 6:30 pmAmen y de tu boca a los oidos de Dios.
10 years ago at 12:39 pmThis is America you spaniard fuck
10 years ago at 1:57 pmSharkWeek must be off the coast of Mexico somewhere.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmTodd Storm and jtrain too. And rush boobs and IGBOTDs. I mean, maybe “need” is too strong, but I don’t see any downside with any of these things.
10 years ago at 6:09 pmWhat ever happened to rush boobs? And guys, Ruger_Dern is still going strong on twitter.
10 years ago at 5:40 am“How is your relationship with your father” never fails.
10 years ago at 11:27 amI’m digging the rise of #daddyissues2015. Butt stuff needed a break from the rotation.
10 years ago at 11:28 amYou need to take a break
10 years ago at 12:17 pmDaddy issues lead to butt stuff
10 years ago at 1:37 pmThe days Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines come out are the best days.
10 years ago at 12:11 pmThis guy really likes Thursdays.
10 years ago at 1:18 pmThere’s no way in hell Bree can turn that down.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmI’ve never met my father are the 5 words every man dreams of hearing from a girl
10 years ago at 12:36 pm“I’m from a sperm bank” are 5 words that are almost as good.
10 years ago at 3:07 pmBrilliant
10 years ago at 12:44 pmThat Rosa Parks line was gold
10 years ago at 12:49 pmNever a bad read during the afternoon dump.
10 years ago at 12:57 pm