Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 54
9 years ago

Tinder Lines 11
I want this guy’s life story.
Tinder Lines 12
Aggressive.
Tinder Lines 13
#HOCKEYSTUFF2015, a trend that should not continue.
Tinder Lines 14
Originality level: 100.
Tinder Lines 15
Pretty obvious that that’s where this was going.
Tinder Lines 16
A valiant effort.
Tinder Lines 18
“Because I do <3”
Tinder Lines 20
A match made in heaven.
Tinder Lines 19
Not soon enough.

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  3. GirthBrooks

    Really all TFM needs are theses, frat romance novels, fail Friday, the forums, and Ruger_Dern.

    9 years ago at 11:24 am
      2. geed_N_proud

        I saw someone trying to credit Hogarth Hughes with Derns type of language. Made me want to punch them right in the kisser.

        9 years ago at 2:04 pm
    3. Oral Hershiser

      Todd Storm and jtrain too. And rush boobs and IGBOTDs. I mean, maybe “need” is too strong, but I don’t see any downside with any of these things.

      9 years ago at 6:09 pm
      1. GirthBrooks

        What ever happened to rush boobs? And guys, Ruger_Dern is still going strong on twitter.

        9 years ago at 5:40 am
  5. WillieCrump

    I’m digging the rise of #daddyissues2015. Butt stuff needed a break from the rotation.

    9 years ago at 11:28 am
  8. hoosiers1976

    I’ve never met my father are the 5 words every man dreams of hearing from a girl

    9 years ago at 12:36 pm