Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 55
9 years ago

jillian
#BUTTSTUFF2015
jordan
Great example of #NAMEGAGS2015 right here.
kaelyn
Don’t worry, man. I got you.
liz
Absolutely textbook. It doesn’t get any purer than this. Brings a tear to my eye, it really does.
liz1
He’s so poetic, it’s giving me an Edgar Allen Poe-ner.

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luke
This guy’s poetry is somehow worse than the last guy’s.
1. I’d say no too if I matched with a guy named “Mackswell.” 2. That’s a presidential campaign I can get behind.
sarah
Seems legit.
She’ll be saying that over and over again once she gives him a chance.
stacey
Sounds pretty rapey, man.

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  3. hoosiers1976

    I wanna barf in your cooter might be one of the most repulsive things I’ve seen on here

    9 years ago at 8:25 am
    2. ImHereForTheGangbang

      According to Tech Guy, there is No Chance in Hell of that happening.

      9 years ago at 11:51 am
      1. Money_Ball

        Madison already said they would be coming back at some point.
        #FuckTechBitch

        9 years ago at 2:04 pm
  5. CreightonFratStar

    Your full-time position pleases me greatly. Thursday’s are much better now with you and Dan on the horse early to bring us the best stuff.

    9 years ago at 8:50 am
  7. Bluemooner

    Apparently average frat guys are the only ones into butt stuff #FratLivesMatter

    9 years ago at 9:28 am
  10. Paulie Walnuts

    “These new Jordan’s look nice on me, I bet you would too” that is pure poetry.

    9 years ago at 10:16 am