Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 56
9 years ago

Nina
Christopher Columbuttstuff in the house!
paige
PREACH!!!
Photo 1
Love it. Love that she loved it, too.
robert
Young love <3
roya
A #NAMEGAGS2015 all-timer right here.
sean
#BUTTSTUFF2015
sophie
Not sure if it’s just me, but I think watching blind children play softball would be pretty exciting. You’d never know what was going to happen, just like them.
train
Probably the most aggressive opening line of all time.
tyler
Sometimes you have to make sacrifices in order to better yourself.
kate
This is the email I got along with this submission: “Here’s a tinder conversation I had with a lovely lady on tinder. For the record, things went massively downhill from there, but I still managed to disappoint her. Sexually disappoint her I mean, in case that was unclear. Just making it clear I had sex with her. I didn’t know if that was unclear.”

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      2. Gamefrock69

        Yeah, literally. DeVry guys got some solid shits. Eats a lot of vegetables I hear.

        9 years ago at 6:59 pm
  4. DillonChereveve

    A woman who prefers buffet style is one who eats until she’s stuffed.

    9 years ago at 1:30 pm
  8. Saber and Key

    I wonder if Matt’s line has ever worked for him? The fuck is wrong with these GDIs

    9 years ago at 2:35 pm
  11. Dan Regester-edsexoffender

    The one about the 3 guys running a train on the girl left me with so man questions, can someone email him back and ask them some background info. It will at-least be Greek related and not from reddit

    9 years ago at 9:07 pm