Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 57
9 years ago

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Hahaha!!!
glenn
Why don’t any girls ever send me these types of messages? Oh, right, because I’m not cute :^(
paige
Not sure how she didn’t catch on to that one.
brandon
This. This is love. I want to feel this.
matthew
This guy loves him some boobies.

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I’m going to look past the fact that he said “mind-bottling” because butt pee needs to make a comeback. Now.
kaitlyn
It would be weird if you banged and she didn’t ask you to call her Bruce.
bekah
Two in the pink, ink in the stink. #BUTTSTUFF2015 #PRINTERSTUFF2015
viri
Technically it should be something closer to “Vidi, Viri. Veni.” but I still respect his game.
annie
There is a lot going on here. A lot of good things.
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  2. HawaiianShirtFridays

    Fuck girls like Christina. If you have a boyfriend get the fuck off Tinder.

    9 years ago at 8:06 am
  3. UMaverick

    Now that DeVry is full time he thinks he’s too good to caption everything

    9 years ago at 8:07 am
    1. Antebellum_Fratting

      I thought it was an issue on my phone. Absolute power corrupts absolutely Jared. Don’t forget the people.

      9 years ago at 8:22 am
    2. GeneralChocha

      Giving up on your assignment halfway through and still putting it out anyway. TFM

      9 years ago at 8:38 am
    1. SlipperyPete

      Quit jerking off onto your keyboard, your shift key is getting a little sticky.

      9 years ago at 12:27 pm
  11. Sex Please

    “Two in the pink, ink in the stink” was one of the better captions ever

    9 years ago at 1:02 am