Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 57
9 years ago

jami
#NAMEGAGS2015
molly
That’s the beauty of #NAMEGAGS2015, Molly.
“Surely one of these lines will land!” – This guy
bennett
Bold strategy, Cotton. I want to believe it paid off for him.
bloomah
How could she be after that line? #NAMEGAGS2015

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loraine
This is a Tindervention.
christina
I’ve never understood why chicks with boyfriends are on Tinder.
madison
She is going to make a phone call tonight. It might be to this guy, it might be to the police, but either way she’ll be on the phone, so he can chalk that up as a potential half-victory.
regan
#REGANSBUSH2015
mel
Love it. #BIBLESTUFF2015

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  2. HawaiianShirtFridays

    Fuck girls like Christina. If you have a boyfriend get the fuck off Tinder.

    9 years ago at 8:06 am
  3. UMaverick

    Now that DeVry is full time he thinks he’s too good to caption everything

    9 years ago at 8:07 am
    1. Antebellum_Fratting

      I thought it was an issue on my phone. Absolute power corrupts absolutely Jared. Don’t forget the people.

      9 years ago at 8:22 am
    2. GeneralChocha

      Giving up on your assignment halfway through and still putting it out anyway. TFM

      9 years ago at 8:38 am
    1. SlipperyPete

      Quit jerking off onto your keyboard, your shift key is getting a little sticky.

      9 years ago at 12:27 pm
  11. Sex Please

    “Two in the pink, ink in the stink” was one of the better captions ever

    9 years ago at 1:02 am