Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 58

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alex
She wants to chill? Brock’s Onix just turned into a Steelix.
amanda
Keep submitting, I would love to hear them.
anne
Nothing breaks the ice better than a little Holocaust humor.
astou
Yes. Mouth. #BUTTSTUFF2015
ramya
#NAMEGAGS2015
cydney
Bitches love Finding Nemo #DISNEYSTUFF2015

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devin
Fuck off, Devin, you chode.
faith
I would think this was just a chick pretending to be a hooker, but her name checks out.
helen
How do girls still not know what that means? It’s 2015. #NAMEGAGS2015
jasmin
Ha! One of the cleverest #DISNEYSTUFF2015 lines to date.
    1. GeebsNotGeeds

      I can’t tell if the rise pun was intentional or not, but I commend you either way.

      10 years ago at 4:56 pm
  1. IM_HOF

    Devin, a proud graduate of The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

    10 years ago at 4:53 pm
  2. GodHatesFigs

    If you’re giving Helen felatio, that means that she’s probably a tranny.

    10 years ago at 5:29 pm
  3. Italian_Stallion

    The dude in the last one is such a fucking tryhard. I’d say sophomore in high school tops

    10 years ago at 6:39 pm
  4. Jameson Von Budweiser

    Every week I’m shocked at how many people have funny names, it’s like a Bart Simpson prank call

    10 years ago at 12:08 am