Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 59
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Tinder lines at 8 in the morning? Damm this shit is early.
10 years ago at 7:52 amIts 9 in the morning learn to read a clock.
10 years ago at 7:55 amThey’re called time zones, champ.
10 years ago at 7:56 amIt’s five o’clock somewhere.
10 years ago at 9:28 amCiting time in this situation. NF
10 years ago at 4:38 am‘I had high hopes’. Always a bad sign.
10 years ago at 7:53 amDisappointing girls. TFM.
10 years ago at 8:08 amNot THAT early on.
10 years ago at 2:53 pmThe placenta ones are just nasty.
10 years ago at 7:55 amSierra seems like my type of gal.
10 years ago at 7:56 amTinder Lines has made me lose faith in humanity’s ability to name their children
10 years ago at 8:00 amIt’s given me faith that there are lots and lots of future strippers growing into the damaged women they will become. I thank you for that DeVry.
10 years ago at 9:45 amI know this was was fuck up, but I enjoy that this was all on one page. #onepagestuff2015
10 years ago at 8:05 amI’m not sure whether I’m more impressed or disturbed by Teletubbystuff.
10 years ago at 8:07 amHey Bluto, didn’t see your comment before I posted mine. It’s been an early morning already, but I’m sure some laps are going to wake me up.
10 years ago at 8:37 amEnough with the eating placenta already
10 years ago at 8:08 amSierra initiating advanced #buttstuff2015, the movement is in full swing.
10 years ago at 8:11 amI know your secret, Borislow. You’re the one behind SteveHolt.
10 years ago at 9:26 amBorislow profited off of SteveHolt.
10 years ago at 9:47 amSteve Holt was an inside job.
10 years ago at 10:41 amJet fuel can’t melt Steve Holt
10 years ago at 1:08 am