Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 59

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anderson
I think I’ve ruined Tinder for a lot of girls.
bradley
She has a point. Alex? Really? Mr. Nibbles is the clear choice. #BUTTSTUFF2015
brooke
Ba dum tss!
courtney
His knowledge of Teletubbies is mildly concerning.
darianne
#NAMEGAGS2015

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emma
Well that’s just depressing…
gema
He’s willing to overlook her flaws – it’s love.
jazzilyn
You hear that, guys? He’s gonna jazzil in her mouth. #JAZZILSTUFF2015
kelsey
#RAWDOG2015
lauren
So crude that it just might play. Respect.
  1. TheOldMan

    Too late for a morning shit, too early for a mid-day shit. Jesus this is one fucked up Thursday.

    10 years ago at 9:47 am
  2. SharkWeekTFM

    Shark Zen: Don’t stress over what you can’t do. There are those who admire your strengths.

    10 years ago at 9:55 am
  3. kocaine

    Summers the type of chick that is fine as fuck, has a plan in case planned parenthood gets defunded, and is bipolar.

    10 years ago at 4:46 pm