Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 60
9 years ago

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abbie
He just slapped her in the face with his big, swinging pun-is.
addy
She never said no, so maybe she’ll still let you shoot down the mud slide. Here’s to hoping.
al
This one has a better chance of panning out, though. You’re welcome.
cassandra
I don’t see how that could’ve possibly gone worse for him.
dallas
Puns, coming in hot this week.

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dylana
Take your time, friend. Take your time.
gabby
A whole pineapple?!? I’ll have to see it to believe it.
hannah
Play it cool, brain slug. She’s not onto you yet.
IMG_0883
He’s gonna flix the bean.
katie
Word play is at an all time high right now when it’s usually butt play that holds that esteemed honor. Is this a new trend?
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    1. TheBirdDog

      Just as long as no other spicy Mexican foods are paired with it. Then the night could end shitty

      9 years ago at 9:16 am
    1. Saber and Key

      Came to post exactly this and you beat me to it. Seriously, how does one even come up with Unleesha

      9 years ago at 8:16 am
    2. USArmy

      There’s a girl in our 1st Brigade named “La-A”. It’s pronounced “La Dash A”. Some people should be required to provide some kind of IQ test in order to procreate.

      9 years ago at 9:28 am
  4. Lacrossekid96

    “Do you want to become a single mother of two?” By far the greatest ridiculous tinder pickup line I’ve ever heard

    9 years ago at 8:12 am
      1. Fratgineer

        Who would have known that hooking up with someone with a fuck trophy would be so difficult?

        9 years ago at 9:10 pm
    2. Bush Light

      “& I was engaged and lived with my child’s father and I broke up with him…. Grow up.” Uh, I think the joke’s on her…..

      9 years ago at 11:53 am
  7. JosephBluePulaski

    So are these girls really taking it up the pooper just because they get on TFM?

    9 years ago at 8:52 am