Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 61
9 years ago

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alexis
Is that cheap or expensive? Not too familiar with the hooker market these days. NF, I know.
allison
Wow. Nobody saw that one coming.
amanda
Teaching your dog doggy style by making him watch you plow a slob. It’s a TFM.
ariel
His response game is on point and absolutely perfect.
ashleigh
Subtle.

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brendan
I think I know – one of you is either listed as a female, or both of you are swipin’ for dudes.
erica
Dude was on his toes with that response. Love that.
fallon
Someone call animal control.
jocelyn
Why the fuck is this guy using Disney font???
josie
Never realized that’s what “Your Love” was about…
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  2. Texas Tux and Oil

    Informing a girl you are bringing lube even though you have a small cock. TFM

    9 years ago at 7:58 am
      8. Frat_Von_Tittyfuck

        Hey Jehrry,
        Just coming back to this thread to let you know I have, in fact, finally titty fucked so fuck you.
        Love,
        Frat_Von_Tittyfuck

        9 years ago at 7:43 am
  4. Saber and Key

    Every Thursday this just exposes more and more names that should not exist

    9 years ago at 8:09 am
    1. Larry_Sellers

      He’s clearly taking the #DisneyStuff2015 movement a little too seriously.

      9 years ago at 9:17 am
  7. Frat_Von_Tittyfuck

    I’m kinda getting the vibe that offended girl is known as Armless Allison around her campus.

    9 years ago at 8:12 am