Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 62
9 years ago

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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abby
That is not a name gag – that is just sad.
andrew
I respect the hustle, though.
april
#BUTTSTUFF2015
brooke
Tinder in a nutshell.
brystal
I smell a threesome!!!

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destynee
Butt stuff is the only scientifically-proven way of ensuring that you do not father Destynee’s child. #BUTTSTUFF2015
emily
The only logical conclusion.
emily1
I’m so #benevolent.
sophia
Love this move from a content manager point of view. Pageviews for days.
emily7
She’s a keeper.
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  4. HawaiianShirtFridays

    With a name like Brystal I’m sure she’s down for a threesome

    9 years ago at 8:44 am
  6. bourboncountry

    If a chick has “matches of the day” she is definitely bat shit crazy.

    9 years ago at 9:00 am
  8. thesecondbasement

    “Since of self worth” Jesus H. Christ, we are churning out a generation of fucktards

    9 years ago at 9:26 am
  10. Ballocaustvictim

    The first two could have been saved for fail friday, but the quality stuff came up real fast after that.

    9 years ago at 3:49 pm
  11. sdh266

    Opinions are like orgasms: Mine’s more important and I dont care if she has one

    9 years ago at 6:54 pm