Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 62
9 years ago

euna
#NAMEGAGS2015
hannah
If you don’t do a reverse butt chug 720 McDoubletits cumblast, did you even fuck?
harley
Putting it in her exhaust pipe. It’s a TFM. #NAMEGAGS2015
irish
#BUTTPEE2015
jennifer
To see what this guy’s O-face looks like, google “Sherman after Butler interception.”
katie
#BUTTSTUFF2015
keionah
Really surprised I hadn’t heard this one yet. #BUTTSTUFF2015
maranda
ZINGER!
michelle
She must be a hefty one.
emily4
I don’t think I’m physically capable of being anybody’s match of the year then.

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  4. HawaiianShirtFridays

    With a name like Brystal I’m sure she’s down for a threesome

    9 years ago at 8:44 am
  6. bourboncountry

    If a chick has “matches of the day” she is definitely bat shit crazy.

    9 years ago at 9:00 am
  8. thesecondbasement

    “Since of self worth” Jesus H. Christ, we are churning out a generation of fucktards

    9 years ago at 9:26 am
  10. Ballocaustvictim

    The first two could have been saved for fail friday, but the quality stuff came up real fast after that.

    9 years ago at 3:49 pm
  11. sdh266

    Opinions are like orgasms: Mine’s more important and I dont care if she has one

    9 years ago at 6:54 pm