Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 63

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irmgard
#NERMGERGS2015
lydia
We may have just found one of the best Tinder word play artists in the game.
ann
Well, that would be the logical order of the American dating scene these days.
samantha
That doesn’t even rhyme. #BUTTSTUFF2015
lisa
I have no idea how that worked. #BUTTSTUFF2015 #AllHailPooGuy

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irish
#NAMEGAGS2015
sydney
Why hello there, Sydney.
kimberly
FROM THE WINDOW… TO DA WALL!!!
shelby
Yet another reason why PIKE sucks.
madi
#NAMEGAGS2015
  1. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

    I feel like that PIKE purposely said “roofi” and just didn’t spell it right…Pike as fuck, indeed.

    10 years ago at 8:11 am
    1. ATO_Frat

      It seems like it was all a joke by a non PIKE to rip on PIKE for being…well “PIKE as fuck”

      10 years ago at 7:13 pm
  2. NickRose

    Jammie said that she’s bored and he should come over to have lots of fun in bed. So he kinda already had that one locked down

    10 years ago at 8:27 am
  3. ClicheCatchphrase

    No comments allowed on Indiana ATO story? What kind of communist bullshit is that?

    10 years ago at 8:27 am
    1. ZeteNJ

      I can think if a area of this site we used to have to discuss such matters. Can’t seem to remember what it was called…

      10 years ago at 8:35 am
    2. hoosiers1976

      that is fucking bullshit that they disabled commenting on that article. Dorn was upset ATO chose a female stripper over him

      10 years ago at 10:29 am
      1. St_Christian

        People wouldn’t stop posting the link to the video last night, that’s why they removed the comments

        10 years ago at 10:37 am
  4. Larry_Sellers

    I’ve spent way too much time thinking about it and I still have absolutely no idea how to pronounce Shkelqim.

    10 years ago at 8:47 am
  5. Bluto_Brotarsky

    If Sydney is the same girl who was IGBOTD a few months back, that would be an impressive visual.

    10 years ago at 8:52 am
  6. A Well Known Result

    Looking better than a plate of Yams with extra syrup. Soul Food. TFM.

    10 years ago at 8:55 am
  7. GeebsNotGeeds

    The German one was definitely a bot, she definitely implied filthy behavior and was about some bratwurst. Although it might have cost a couple Euros first. I think I’d spring for it just to show her that the autobahn isn’t the only thing that’s fast.

    10 years ago at 9:30 am