Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 64
9 years ago

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alexandra
I feel dirty now, having opened your email.
BJ
This is what Tinder is all about. Making matches and #BUTTSTUFF2015
duck
Do not look up the argentine blue duck.
hana
It worked!!!
helen
He’s on the HUNT. #HELENSTUFF2015

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jedediah
She’s using an electronic device, so she must be on Rumspringa #AMISHSTUFF2015
katelyn
Not sure which one of those things is the worst.
kaylee
Shameless Rowdy Gentleman plug.
lauren
Yikes…
linsey
She doesn’t want the D – she needs it.
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  2. CommCollege69

    All these majestic creatures and I can only find basics who wanna go to Chipotle.

    9 years ago at 8:05 am
    1. CommCollege69

      You ever eat a giant burrito while listening to a girl talk about their big’s study abroad trip, only to be rewarded with unengaged missionary and Grey’s Anatomy reruns?

      9 years ago at 8:27 am
    1. Antebellum_Fratting

      She’s the kind of girl who’s sugar daddy buys her a nice car and she throws a fit because it’s not the right color.

      9 years ago at 8:29 am
    1. St_Christian

      I feel like consent has to be given regardless, otherwise it’s just rape

      9 years ago at 9:33 am
  9. Big_Lockwood

    With a name like BJ, you know she likes it in her mouth just as much as her ass.

    9 years ago at 8:16 am
    1. Frabst

      Its corkscrew penis is majestic and beautiful. Any woman would be pleased to be punished by such a wonderful reproductive specimen.

      9 years ago at 8:46 am