Great use of #NAMEGAGS2015Do not be lazy. Read this whole thing.#BUTTSTUFF2015 #NAMEGAGS2015I don’t think I would’ve messaged her. Not sure I can get past the name “Dorcas.”Toot it and boot it!Any girl who will let you jam your entire fist in her ass is 100% the girl you marry.That can only mean one thing – he’s not getting laid.“I like sex, it’s nice.”Oldest trick in the book. It’s “will you sit on my face,” dude.Agreed.
“I like sex, it’s nice” just changed the game in my morning silent shit battle with socks and sliders kid in the stall next to me. Letting out an unabated laugh after 10 minutes of silence on the shitter is equivalent to a loud guttural grunt. Never too late to establish dominance when in this arena. I will win.
Cheyenne is a keeper
9 years ago at 8:05 amThe East Coast thanks you Jared
9 years ago at 8:05 amIf I ever meet a girl who is down for both the minivan and the pinocchio, I’ll know there is a god.
9 years ago at 8:33 amIf you’re gonna reference the goofballs, does this mean the forums are coming back?
9 years ago at 8:39 amNo. TFM will never be cool again.
9 years ago at 9:38 am“I like sex, it’s nice” just changed the game in my morning silent shit battle with socks and sliders kid in the stall next to me. Letting out an unabated laugh after 10 minutes of silence on the shitter is equivalent to a loud guttural grunt. Never too late to establish dominance when in this arena. I will win.
9 years ago at 8:53 amAs always the name gags are hilarious, but who allows people to name their kids Loan, Kimber, or Tuesday?
9 years ago at 8:53 amLoan is probably Asian. Kimber is short for Kimberly. Tuesday is just plain weird.
9 years ago at 9:21 amKimber is actually Old English for “I do anal, just ask.”
9 years ago at 9:47 amAny girl that lets you jam your entire fist up her ass is NOT the girl you marry
9 years ago at 9:36 amI would marry her while my entire fist was up her ass
9 years ago at 10:52 amThere is a human being named “Tuesday”?
9 years ago at 10:50 am