Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 65

kayla
I imagine that’s a pretty long-running joke at Morehead State.
moses
God told him to say that.
bill
Classic Slick Willy.
henna
Compromise is key in any relationship.
bader
It’s strictly business, lady.
tuesday
#NAMEGAGS2015
jenny
I wonder if she met the deadline.
nameless2
What a compassionate dude.
kimber
I think that’s a game we can all get behind.
loan
This is arguably the best #NAMEGAGS2015 submission of all-time.

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  1. Frat Me Maybe

    If I ever meet a girl who is down for both the minivan and the pinocchio, I’ll know there is a god.

    9 years ago at 8:33 am
  2. Frashton_Kutcher

    If you’re gonna reference the goofballs, does this mean the forums are coming back?

    9 years ago at 8:39 am
  3. StupidLiberal

    “I like sex, it’s nice” just changed the game in my morning silent shit battle with socks and sliders kid in the stall next to me. Letting out an unabated laugh after 10 minutes of silence on the shitter is equivalent to a loud guttural grunt. Never too late to establish dominance when in this arena. I will win.

    9 years ago at 8:53 am
  4. GrizDip

    As always the name gags are hilarious, but who allows people to name their kids Loan, Kimber, or Tuesday?

    9 years ago at 8:53 am
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      Loan is probably Asian. Kimber is short for Kimberly. Tuesday is just plain weird.

      9 years ago at 9:21 am
  5. geed_N_proud

    Any girl that lets you jam your entire fist up her ass is NOT the girl you marry

    9 years ago at 9:36 am