Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 66

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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charity
How generous! He must be a full-on rapist.
erma
#NERMGERGS2015
porniweat
This is what happens when you Tinder in Thailand.
bret
Blind confidence is key. He knew that line would work all along.
aline
At least let him do a bump off your butt.
sarah
That surprises me. I expected it to work exactly as much as I expected it to.
brooke
Assessing the situation. TSM.
whitney
#RIPWhit
kayla2
I love new love.
heide
#NAMEGAGS2015
  1. Italian_Stallion

    After he spent 5 months eagerly anticipating October 10 Lindsay could have at least afforded the poor guy a pity laugh

    10 years ago at 11:31 am
  2. GodHatesFigs

    So the chick talking to Zachary threatened to cut his dick off, took a screenshot of it, and submitted it to TFM? Is this a warning to other TFM Tinderers? Do we have a serial castrator on our hands?

    10 years ago at 1:52 pm
  3. taint_goblin

    Brooke threw a subliminal message at that poor guy and he didn’t even notice. Assess…ass…buttstuff.

    10 years ago at 3:19 pm